Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Tao for Lazy People

Like ME! See, I was going to hit the gym today, but these words were so soothing, so calming. Gym? Who's Jim? And is he cute?

With the wide range of consumer A.V. equipment available,
You may never have to leave the house again!
But don't turn the color saturation up too high.

Surround sound rules,
but too much woofer and not enough tweeter sucks ass.

When leaving the house,
the mind easily becomes exhausted.
Only he who has Thai food delivered
can truly relax.

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