Don't you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
-- Harry Shearer
An honest politician is one who, when he is bought, will stay bought.
-- Simon Cameron
Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. A mathematical equation stands forever.
-- Albert Einstein