Thursday, June 02, 2005

YEA! meeee....

"Mom, I'm bored."
"Mom, I'm hungry."
"MOM! She hit me!"
"Well, she did it first!"


Dear God. Who is this 'Mom', and why do they keep calling her? Didn't I just spend three hours with them at the Rec center, letting them run around like lunatics while I ran 3 miles on the elliptical? And why, even though I was running, did I not get away?

And yesterday, another three hours at the pool. Hoping to sweat them into a sleepy submission. Not a chance. All I have to show for it are red shoulders.

Oy... it's gonna be a long ass summer. Which is why I will have plenty of THIS on hand:

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