Thursday, April 27, 2006

Bill Maher on Birthday Greetings

New Rule:
Sending someone a birthday e-card doesn't count. If you can't
get your s*** together enough to go to Sav-On and pick out an actual
physical birthday card, don't bother. I'm not expecting Hallmark. I know
you don't care enough to send the "very best," but just don't send the
very worst. Or else, when you die, I'll be forced to deliver an e-eulogy.

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